The history and traditions of Oxford University range from terrifying to hilarious, sometimes both, and usually absurd. Going back a few centuries, some examples of this are several murders (one of which led to the creation of Cambridge University in 1209), the constant consumption of beer, the escapades and controversies of the infamous Bullingdon Club , and more. The Oxford “Crewdate” is no exception to this rule. It can best be described as an excuse to drink copious amounts of cheap wine, livened up with interesting traditions to call it Oxonian. When I registered for a crewdate, I had no idea what it would entail, except for hopefully some yummy food (they're usually held in Thai/Indian restaurants) and the instruction to bring my own bottle of wine. Walking into the cozy-looking Thai restaurant, I was pleased with the ambiance... until we were guided to the basement. There, I was shocked to find a tiny room packed with 30-ish stools around a large table set with plastic wine...